Leno Jokes

Late Night Joke ArchivesTuesday Night July 19
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Did you see Las Vegas today? It was 116 degrees in Las Vegas. It was so hot in Las Vegas today, Roy was attacked by a snow leopard.
It was so hot, Karl Rove was outing CIA agents for a Klondike Bar.
In fact, it was so hot in Washington, people were standing behind President Bush just to get the breeze from all the backpedaling.
Do you know about this Karl Rove scandal? I think Karl Rove is getting a little worried about his situation. Like today he said the biggest problem in America is prison rape.
President Bush met with the Australian Prime Minister today. He said he's liked Australia ever since he found out that's where Schwarzenegger is from.
There’s some talk about changing California’s three strikes and you’re out law. You know who really wants it changed? The Dodgers.
Hurricane Emily is hitting Mexico pretty hard. Luckily everyone down there is already up here.